wet jeremy

The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy

Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!

Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!

by phatsauce February 12, 2014

Wet Jilly

When a woman is fingering herself and then uses the vaginal juices to give their partner a Wet Willy.

She was playing with her self last night, then out of no where she stuck her wet fingers in my ear and gave me a Wet Jilly.

by CutterLad May 24, 2025

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Wuhan Wet Market

Incredibly unhygienic pussy and ground zero for AIDs 2.0. (NEVER TAP)

Person 1- Man that bitch's pussy was the Wuhan Wet Market.

Person 2- You are fucked my ni...

Person 1- *DIES OF AIDS*

by o8fkdjbivudfnv July 28, 2024

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021