by Coonman October 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, but failing.
Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.
Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.
Often (mis)used with a derogatory or sarcastic connotation to label men who can hold a perfectly normal conversation with members of the opposite sex.
Opposite: Pimp
A man initiating and mantaining social interaction with a woman for the sole purpose of having sex with her, and succeding.
(standard use)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.
(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: LoL what a simp.
(derogatory)
Man1: oh man, tried everything from compliments to presents, but she won't have sex with me!
Man2: I dunno man, maybe you should just, you know, get to know her? Maybe she doesn't like you going only after her body like that.
Man1: oh god really? Treat her like a person with feelings? You're such a simp, for f*ck's sake.
by NeverTrevor January 30, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 
A person who pays girls lots of money and is overwhelmed with happiness when the person they donated thousands of dollars to struggle to pronounce their name.
Simp: Holy shit she said my name! I knew it was worth donating $20K and getting kicked out of my grandma’s garage.
by Not_LoliHunter January 13, 2021
Get the Simpmug. londons a simp is a term you use for someone who is simping so hard for someone and watching them flirt makes you want to throw up
by Theplastics July 29, 2020
Get the londons a simpmug. 
Friend 1: “Bro I do so much for this girl, but she won’t put out!”
Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”
Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”
by ZodiakTheory1 September 8, 2021
Get the Simp Butlermug.