Jersey Shore Rule

In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny

“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”
“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”

“I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”
by Jumbalaya Eater April 27, 2022
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nank rule

if your girlfriend/boyfriend and yourself cannot talk about your emotions as well as respond to one another’s emotions, then they cannot be authorized to do things for you because then they will believe that it is alright to ignore their and your emotions. Examples: pay for your food
Babe you’re not paying for my food. Don’t you know the nank rule?
by Jacob Dredington November 21, 2024
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Rule of thumb

An approximate way of doing something based on presumptions rather than fact. Contrary to popular belief, the idea the law once allowed a husband to beat his wife as long as the device was no thicker than his thumb is false, as such assaults were outlawed for centuries in common law, although the ban wasn't generally codified in written law until the 1980s.
A driver kept going 5 mph over the speed limit, thinking the police had a rule of thumb that it was a waste of time to give out a ticket to anyone going anything lower than that.
by BlastFurnace February 27, 2025
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Fuckit rule

You can fuck anyone you can without feeling guilty.
"You can't fuck her, she's in the same zipcode than your girlfriend! - I don't go by those rules boy, the only valid rule is the fuckit rule"
by Pikachu123613 August 13, 2015
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Revenge Rule

When a commissioner in fantasy football make up a rule in the season to make sure a certain nigga is booked.
That trade is denied because the player name starts with a C. Revenge rule
by Dr. Fauci 2022 October 04, 2022
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Ja rule

Of all the artists that pretended to be his best friend in the late 90's and early 2000's, not one of them came to his defense when the 600 pound gorilla 50 cent started to bully him. Not Jasper-Z, not DMX the bring it to the yard dude, none of those guys were going to stand up to 50 cent, it was almost like they enjoyed seeing Ja Rule spiral downward, it was like they ordered popcorn for the show. You wouldn't really want guys like DMX or Jay-Z by your side if 50 cent walked in to the bar ready to fight somebody in real life if their real life behavior is anything like what they do with their "friend" in the music industry.
Ja rule is the kind of guy nobody who knew him remembers now, and if they weren't alive or were young (single digit years) around the millenium, they most likely never even heard of the guy. He had about five minutes if that much in the spotlight then nobody heard from him since.
by The Original Agahnim December 03, 2021
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Ja Rule

A guy that most people would think of as bad publicity or a way to lose money if seen with him these days. A guy most artists that made songs with him in the late 90's early 2000's would no longer sit with at the cool "grown" kids status table.
If Ja Rule was at a bar with Jay Z and DMX and 50 cent walked in, not only would he have to give his seat up to 50 cent, but Jay Z and DMX would help 50 cent drag their "friend" Ja Rule out of the bar.
by The Original Agahnim December 03, 2021
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