Bruh Moment

When your friend says something obvious or something they didn't know that literally everyone else knew until they were just told a second ago

E.g 1
Guy 1: Did you know Israel is gay?
Me: Bruh moment, when did you find that out? 2 seconds ago?

E.g 2
Guy: Did Saudi Arabia ever bomb Yemen
Me: Bruh moment, where have you been the past 5yrs? Playing Roblox in your mum's basement?

by DingoAteMyKids August 30, 2019

Pam Jongho Selfie Moment

Seething and growling over a photo of an idol, leading to a state of delusion.

IM HAVING A PAM JONGHO SELFIE MOMENT

by juicyjmin January 17, 2023

Mankirat Moment

When you do or say something very retarded.

Person 1: gagiu ooowayunga gapoik sodofiek gigigty bubenom

Person 2: Bro just had a Mankirat moment

by anonymous August 20, 2025

santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023

Peirce Moment

When u same sum dumb or out of subject

Bro Marcus just had a Peirce Moment

by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020

megh moment

when you have a moment of stupidity, which easily could have been fixed with common sense, or pausing before speaking to think about what you're going to say.

bro 1: what is 2 times 3

bro 2: bro... literal megh moment

by sxngheili December 10, 2023