Mexican Mud Flap

When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!

I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!

by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019

MexicanChoco

MexicanChoco but born in patriotic Kentucky, also likes tacos

Some mexican: ew borger
MexicanChoco: shares great affinity with them

by Nobody04 September 16, 2019

Mexican Stacie

A term used at Norris Lake Tennessee, only by those in the know. Only cool lake people.
When you Mexican Stacie, you may pee on your knees. Definitely don't Mexican Stacie when Phil is driving his Pontoon by the dock.

I can't wait till Brett wears a Mexican Stacie at our Norris Lake weekend!

Unfortunately Phil will never be cool enough to wear a Mexican Stacie.

by Umi's Mom September 16, 2019

Mexican friday

When you don’t get paid on time

When your boss tells you, sorry anther Mexican Friday. You will be paid on Monday

by Hard worker September 27, 2019

Mexican Shower

When you lose the Reasor Cup, and shower with the Salmon while wearing sunglasses.

Jose took a Mexican shower in the creek.

by Commish8 October 6, 2019

Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

Mexican friend

Mexican friend, a person who you can never trust except telling the time.

hey Mexican friend, how long till the bell rings

by skinny.white.ugly.boy.69@gmail November 21, 2019