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man twalk

a deep, no homo heart-to-heart conversation between two straight men discussing a specific honey, beezy, or tool lover.
ayy nigga, we need to have a man twalk.

hey bro, you have a minute? i think we need to have a man twalk
by the flyin hawaiian November 12, 2009
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bubblewrap man

A hero who no one has heard of, not even me

he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. He has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
He once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.
man1 'theres an awful lot of bubble wrap here'
girl1 ' o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man'
man1 'whose he'
girl1 'dunno'
by pablo jones jones December 1, 2009
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Cafeteria Man

An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.
"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"
by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009
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man pocketted

When a man puts something in his pocket for an extended period of time causing significant wear and tear to whatever it was.
Steve gave me his paycheck. The check had been man pocketted and I was ashamed to take the tattered thing to the bank.
by Liddy34 December 14, 2009
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man banjo

The act of male masterbation that involves playing with one's member somewhat like a banjo (or guitar).
Look mum! That old man's playing his man banjo!
by Wetpants January 13, 2011
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Man Mittens

When you have so much BBQ sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.
Hey man, these ribs are so good but I have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!
by monkman180 April 9, 2011
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Disney man

Someone who is posh or speaks posh, but begs slang and is an absolute Bitch!
DM: You are so irritating you nitty person! Friend: I beg you shutup, u Disney man..
by tes95 April 16, 2011
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