James is a guy that thinks highly of himself even though he is nothing and only does it to compensate hating himself with a fiery passion. He's a pretty man that has bad anxiety and has never had a girlfriend and probably won't ever have the courage to ask anyone to be. He likes a lot of things and can tell who he hates before even meeting them, just by hearing their name. If you cross him or any of his friends in a bad way, he's not scared to fuck you up. His muscles are very tone even though he does absolutely nothing to deserve looking that built. His friends mean everything to him and they are the best people to exist in this galaxy. His dick is way bigger than necessary, like, what the fuck dude!? He is absolutely retarded when it comes to things he has to know, but can tell you any random thing or memorize anything that is not necessary to know.

Nobody:
James: Methylenedioxymethamphetamine prices are 1$ more per gram this month, compared to last month.

James by Jamez.bond420 November 24, 2019

James

He’s a definite heartbreaker. He’ll leave you questioning if he ever loved you in the first place. He gaslights people and never takes responsibility for his actions or ever apologizes. He’s a dickwad. ( Don’t trust them.

A: He’s such a James.
B: Yea you should’ve seen the condition he left his ex in.

James by joemamamia69 January 24, 2020

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King James

A sandwich created by urban legend King James Royalty. It consists of a cheese steak made Philly style (with cheese wiz) French fries stacked on top, served in a wrap that is not cut in half with a side of ketchup. Horrible for your health but amazing for your taste buds.

Dam nigga I gosta get me one of dem King James's I've been hearin bout. Ya das whats up.

King James by Anton Andresen July 23, 2008

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james

“greatest family man”

this is dedicated to all the james’s out there

james by anunusedusername November 4, 2019

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