Facebooky

When you know every damn video that's on Facebook.

Have you seen the video about the dancing Christmas toys twerking at Walmart?

You so late I saw that two weeks ago.

You a fucking Facebooky!!!

by Lotus81 December 27, 2016

Facebooker

A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.

A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!

by APlumbob December 11, 2017

facebooksky

A trolling platform for mass distribution of Russian propaganda, formerly known as Facebook.

OMG, I read on Facebooksky today that next launch of the Falcon rocket will be used as pretext by the government to mass-convert children into druidism!

by vgribok February 21, 2018

Facebookism

Many on facebook take advantage of simple concepts to push their own agenda. Taking Random pictures and assigning one's own meaning without regard to context....being obtuse to promote one's agenda.

That picture clearly showed a picture of a happy infant, but your facebookism turned this into an abortion discussion.

by FaceBooger November 9, 2018

Facebooker

A facebook hooker. A hooker on facebook.

I really need to get laid. Let me go online and try to find me a facebooker.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

Facebookville

Control z a drunken facebook post. Sung to the tune of Jimmy buffets margaritaville.

Wasted again in facebookville...looking for a post in need of delete.

by Someclick May 12, 2019

Facebooking

(v). To use personal knowledge, info, trust, or other uncomfortable means to coerce an audience into reluctantly accepting a narrative.

Zucc: Strangers on the internet are bad. The future is Groups, the internet is the new living room.
Me: Mark, stop Facebooking me.

Zucc: Facebook is and always has been a privacy company.
Silicon Valley: Bro is he Facebooking us again? They've been selling our data to the highest bidder to years.

Zucc: TikTok is almost like the Explore Tab we have on Instagram.
Everyone on TikTok: He still Facebooking over there? *hits whoa*

by parjungulate9000 December 10, 2019