eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

by Tomytomy October 25, 2015

pie in your eye

Jizz in your eye
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.

The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.

The slut got pie in her eyes.

You got pie in your eye.

by djdjesd October 17, 2014

sticky brown eye

the act of taking a dump and cumming from the bowel movements

excuse me i need to take a sticky brown eye

by swap fingers January 7, 2011

pissy pool eye

When you think you’ve swam in a pool with too much chlorine. But it’s really piss.

Dude my eyes hurt from the pool. I had them open all day. No brah, that was piss. And now you’ve got Pissy Pool Eye.

by Eldoutaawww May 1, 2018

Brown Eye Goodbye

A method of deleting someone off of social media, usually Snapchat, that first involves sending them a picture of your asshole before completely removing them from your life.

Hey man you still talk to Stephanie? Nah man she got clingy so I had to give her to brown eye goodbye

by dcook810 April 15, 2020

Pink Jizz eye

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye

Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Polar Express Eyes

Named after the 2004 Christmas movie The Polar Express (based on the 1985 children's book of the same name).
A term used to describe the eyes of a character from a film made with motion capture.
Also used to explain the uncanny valley to someone.

The characters in that film had Polar Express eyes.

by KaisertheChad July 14, 2022