Chocolate holiday

When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.

Hey baby, are you excited for the holiday? The chocolate holiday that I'm going to give you

by Mlapen9289 February 25, 2024

Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

Cannoli with extra chocolate chips

Cumming in the ass of a large Italian person and the chocolate chips referring to the pieces of turd in said Italians asshole

Yo Sally, can i get the cannoli with extra chocolate chips?

by yomamabawls69420 August 12, 2022

chocolate

The most delicious snack in the entire universe.
There are:
Chocolate bars

Chocolate-chip cookies
Melted Chocolate
And much more...

Chocolate is the reason for life.

by spongeboblover101 April 20, 2018

Chocolate

1. THE MOST DELICIOUS THING IN THE WORLD
2. Relieve menstrual cramps ( dark chocolate )
3. If eaten to much, turns to diarrhea
4. Way better than eating straight sugar (Nerds, Suckers, etc.)
5. The best thing to give to a female

1. Wow, this chocolate is great!
2. AHHHHH! These cramps are killing me, I'll eat this delicious, cramp-relieving chocolate to feel better.
3. Man, I ate way too much chocolate last night, diarrhea filled my toliet.
4. I prefer a Hershey to nerds.
5. He made me so happy when he gave me a box of truffles.

by ARG4445 February 18, 2018

Chocolate surprise

When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.

Yo, look porky the pig is giving Rocky Mountains a chocolate surprise.

by Android__64/99.21.44 April 18, 2020

Chocolate Goggles

When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.

I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!

Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!

by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018