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beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)
mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!
by allenkey March 30, 2025
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beans

beans are:
kidneys
lungs
your mom
bean furby
furries
spam
bingus
big floppa
person: beans
other person: i-
by ur mom is dead May 30, 2021
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The bean

A word use to describe a miserable not nice co-worker
John “the bean” Condit wasn’t playing nice today during work hours because he didn’t get his 8 hours of sleep.
by Pee wee the herm October 16, 2023
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bean hole warrior

Bean hole is the window on your cell in jail / prison. Bean hole warrior is someone who talks a lot of trash when the door is locked and nobody can get to him.
As the guard walked by serving breakfast the inmate screamed obscenities of what he would do to him, the guard said you’re a pretty tough bean hole warrior! Wait till the doors open..
by Hardgore October 14, 2023
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The Bean's list

A woman's spank bank. Where a female places someone she find attractive for use at a later time. Like recognition on the Dean's list.
EMME: *SEES A HOTTIE* UMMM WHOS THAT?..
ESS: OH, THATS MY FRIEND, RYAN.
EMME: OK WELL DAMN HE'S OFFICIALLY ON THE BEAN'S LIST, YUM!
by Wudupyo11 April 21, 2023
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Honker bean

A transformation from the natural state of a woman’s clitoras to one of superhuman thumb-sized protuberance, coming from the use of testosterone or gymnastic beam activity.
I didn’t know, but that chick I hooked up last night is doing test… she has a honker bean. She squirts like a sea anemone!
by Kimo- LV January 16, 2022
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Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.
Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.
by Bigwhite May 25, 2012
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