Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.
I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.
by Jiganon April 26, 2018
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two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee
Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair
by Justascot December 11, 2020
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three girls two guys

When three girls decide to have an intimate relationship with two guys it's pretty much two guy best friends dream accomplishment
Damn Zach and Cody got it going with Sarah, Hannah and victoria that's three girls two guys
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life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

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by Dem guy January 29, 2019
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The Valley Between Two Hills

the valley between two hills is a name for either the cleavage or the gap between the pair of boobs or tits on a woman.
My good sir, have you taken a gander how deep the valley between two hills is on that lovely maiden by the bay.
by theBROOKESEY June 25, 2016
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two-cent piece

(Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.
"I gotta go drop a two-cent piece." "Damn, that grub's got two-cent pieces rollin' down my leg"
by Wing Master Ding January 11, 2007
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