Take Two LA

The best vegan and gluten free cake business you will ever find. They so dope.

They are made with squeaky clean and nourishing ingredients, they look 🔥 and give back 10% of every order to charity. Wow #need.

Bestie, I’m so addicted to Take Two LA cakes. Have you tried?

I am so bummed I finished my last slice of Take Two LA cake.

by Take Two November 23, 2021

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years

"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"

by pompenguin December 6, 2016

two cheeks on a butt

When you're tight with your homie

We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.

by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021

BALLS TWO GO

GOD gave us TWO BALLS most of us or if you are nonreligious evolution evolved TWO BALLS for us to have COURAGE AND NOT BE AN ASSHOLE.

It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.

This includes ASS SHIT.

It is not TRANSGENDER SHIT ANAL ALAN it is BALLS TWO GO because you are a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and FLAGRANT SEX MANIAC to the point of untimely EXPOSURE by using PEEPLE.

Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021

A Two Time

A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.

Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.

by Ghost64Swag February 12, 2025

Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025