perma tiddie eyes

Perma tiddie eyes is the feeling of always seeing tiddies through your eyes and having the urge to stare at tiddies, or just feel tiddies.

Jiimy- Fuck brad I got the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad- I feel you bro I had the perma tiddie eyes all last week, only way I got it to go is by feeling by bitches tiddies

by Tiddie Man May 24, 2018

pissy pool eye

When you think you’ve swam in a pool with too much chlorine. But it’s really piss.

Dude my eyes hurt from the pool. I had them open all day. No brah, that was piss. And now you’ve got Pissy Pool Eye.

by Eldoutaawww May 1, 2018

eyeing my bird

A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.

Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.

"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"

by Irons_In_The_Fire September 20, 2017

dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

intense eye contact

You use the eyeballs that man-kind has provided to the human race to enable intense sight to occur.

The girl had stared at the boy with an intense eye contact.

by Blueberrygurl May 4, 2018

Dakota brown eye

When one wipes their eye with a towel that was used to wipe a dog's butthole

Gary now has the Dakota Brown Eye from using the wrong towel.

by DakotaGC November 13, 2020

Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020