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bag jelly

1. - refers to a man's biological preserves. Naturally, the bag denotes the man's scrotal sack. One could say that a man's balls are the fruit of his loins. Therefore, only jelly could flow from them; 2. - man preserves.
Smitten Wife: This English Muffin needs something.
Devoted Husband: Gee, Honey, how about some jam, egg yolk, or butter?
Smitten Wife: Those sound okay but inadequate.
Devoted Husband: Oh, I know! How 'bout some bag jelly?!
Smitten Wife: Baby, you really know me!!!

Happily ever after..........
by shit taster July 30, 2009
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skin bags

Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland... also known as SWEET TITTIES
Damn, that girl has some nice skin bags!
by teamboo June 28, 2006
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boil in the bag

BOIL IN THE BAG is a man who takes on sumone elses kids or wrongly believes the kid is his own offspring this is not true hense he is a boil in the bag daddy
pure (boil in the bag) u lad

when you hear a kid calling the man by his real name you think to yourself (boil in the bag)
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Bag of dradels

"Tommy is a big bag of dradels"
by NikkiS May 18, 2006
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bag of slut

bag of slut
a ridiculous amount of std having whore ; has fucked more people thenn she chills with ; YOU CAN SMELL HER COMING THAT CUNT
katt whenn i think of you . . i think . . bagg of slut????

maureen howd you get to be suchh a gaping bag of slut?

carly = the ultimate bag of slut.
by jenndraaaa November 5, 2006
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Punching bag

It is what a 40 year old dad says about his wife
Friend:how was your day
Dad:I used the punching bag then she mad dinner

Friend:oh
by EggyMemeMan October 9, 2019
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douche bag

Men who act like boys/ rich people/bum on the street who begs for money u know who u are/ emos/elmo/rappers/fall out boy/britney spears and jamie lynn Spears/ stoopid whores/ like stephanie dumb whore/scum bags/like matthew u know u are a scum bag/kevin federline
Scum bag/ asshole/whore/whore fucker/ idiot/bitch/moron/retard/douche bag
" You fucking douch bag!"
" Stephanie is a douche bag whore!"
" Kevin Fedreline and Matthew are douche bags that fuck stoopid whores!"
by piqued June 5, 2008
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