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Simp

A man who puts pussy or any sort of female affection above everything else. A man who cannot go a week without a female on his phone.
“yo man, you tryna hang out?”
“nah i’ve found a new girl she’s the one bro i’m hanging out with her”

“simp”
by Fred Nero January 25, 2020
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Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
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SIMP

A man who is incapable of normal interaction with women
Wow, Samwell Tarly is such a simp
by boopyboop April 23, 2019
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Ranboo Simp

A cancerous individual cell that attempts to infect every single human being.
"The Ranboo simp smells really bad"
by Signori January 12, 2022
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Simp

Simp stands for squirrels in my pants it's a famous quote from Phineas and Ferb
I jump like that because there are simp
by Platypus controlling me October 18, 2020
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simping

A derogatory used to emasculate any guy who goes out of his way to be chivalrous to a woman he really likes.

While the person using the term will claim it is equal to being a doormat for a girl who doesn't like you, the term used almost exclusively by a person who is using you, jealous of your relationship or trying to manipulate you into not persuing the female you like.

It is a common expression amongst classic incels, MGTOW members, closeted right wing circles who carry male centric agendas and openly resent females, although jealous, hating females and lonely roomstes w mo life of their own are known to use it as well.
Bro, wdym you're going out with that girl again tonight? Man quit simping on that hoe, Phuxx and dumpher, so you can PS4 w me, you're acting like you support Feminism or something
by FAAFO October 1, 2022
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Simp

A simp is the opposite of a pimp.
Pimps are players. Simps get played.
A simp is like a sugar daddy in the makeing.
by Raheim September 3, 2020
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