Bro Whale

Either of the two men involved in a "Devil's Three-way".

"Dude, that girl over there said she would only go home with me if I brought a friend. Will you be my Bro Whale?"

by theFool_wa March 12, 2015

Incestimo bro's

When you and your cousin fuck your sister in the same matter as Eskimo bro's

My best friend is incestimo bro's with his cousin. It makes me hard.

by Incest, Eskimo bro's July 23, 2015

Bro Smash

When two or more bros get together for a good, family-friendly Super Smash Bros tournament. Each match is typically played best of 5.

Chance: "Do you know what Friday is?"

Ryan: "Yeah man! It's when Kyle gets last place in Bro Smash. I wonder who takes gone the trophy this year"

by BestClimberEver June 20, 2022

BRO

ur bad lol if u see this and BRO is used by me to be mad at u

COME ON BRO, SERIOUSLY BRO, BRO THAT IS STUPID

by thatsmartboinobodynotices May 20, 2021

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

bro lo polo

we just squirted ink all over his shirt

bro lo polo to squirt ink all over someone's red hoodie

by Roland0 May 12, 2022

retail bros

Exuberant small short term investors in the stock market that pursue get-rich-quick dreams. Dumb small time investors filled with with a passionate intensity of a sports better., and the brains of a bubble head.

The retail bros are on the move, investing so much in duds that the worst possible investments work for those that by low and quickly sell high, but a bust for long term investors.

by mlhiss June 15, 2020