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You Fucking Betcha 

Self explainatory - Dumbass! Undeniably correct.
Sam: "Are you sure?"
Tom: "You Fucking Betcha"
You Fucking Betcha by Skam? May 13, 2005

ruffle fucking 

ruffle fucking( also called a jaime) is fucking the neck fat of an obese man or woman
I was rudely awoken this morning by Jaime getting his rocks off by ruffle fucking that hideous man beast he brought home last night. I really wish he would find ones that didn't scream like a pig when he thrust into their ruffles.
ruffle fucking by bobso February 20, 2008

Fossil Fucking 

Being so bored and horny at a museum you run to the dinosaur exhibit and jump onto the nearest fossil and hump til ejaculation or kicked out.
Security Guard 1: "We got a code white!"

Security Guard 2: "What's that?"

Security Guard 1: "Ass-holes fossil fucking a stegalosaurus!"
Fossil Fucking by Colojolo July 26, 2009

gunt fucking 

When two really fat people attempt to have sex but their flabby gunts slam eachother making sex next to impossible.
There is no way they can have sex, but I'm sure they do a lot of gunt fucking.
gunt fucking by north end sista December 7, 2012

You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.
"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.
The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition