ruffle fucking( also called a jaime) is fucking the neck fat of an obese man or woman
I was rudely awoken this morning by Jaime getting his rocks off by ruffle fucking that hideous man beast he brought home last night. I really wish he would find ones that didn't scream like a pig when he thrust into their ruffles.
Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.
"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"
The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.
The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition