Colombian Pink Eye

When someone is doing a line of coke out of a Stripper or Hooker’s ass crack, and she farts or queefs the blow in to their face.

Joe: Shit got outta hand at the bachelor party last night. Dave was fucking around with the stripper, and she gave him the Colombian Pink Eye.

Steve: No shit?

Joe: Yeah man, blasted that shit right in his face. He’s gonna have a hard time explaining his eyes at the wedding today.

by ThanosLifts November 26, 2022

Jack septic eye

mohs imaginary friend

"who's jack septic eye"
"oh thats just moh being silly again"

by cricket06 November 17, 2022

Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

by Turdologist March 27, 2022

pie in your eye

Jizz in your eye
Cum in your eye
Etc. Etc.

The whore got pie in her eye when he pulled out to quick.

The slut got pie in her eyes.

You got pie in your eye.

by djdjesd October 17, 2014

eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

by Tomytomy October 25, 2015

Brown Eye Goodbye

A method of deleting someone off of social media, usually Snapchat, that first involves sending them a picture of your asshole before completely removing them from your life.

Hey man you still talk to Stephanie? Nah man she got clingy so I had to give her to brown eye goodbye

by dcook810 April 15, 2020

boombastic side eye

used when someone keeps asking dumb questions and requires an equally dumb response back.

can also be used as an alternative to the word 'No' and other words similar to no

Soapia: "are you going to cheat on me?"

You: "boombastic side eye.. of course not"

by Chupapimun June 27, 2023