Chief anal

The one who changed your diapers

Baby makes a weird face whenever Chief anal is around

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)

Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.

by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Anal Andrew

When a fat ginger named Andrew enjoys an anal fisting with the left hand, a reacharound with the right.

I walked in on Knauth lastnight while he was getting an Anal Andrew. I wish I could erase it from my memory.

by GAOpticsGuru June 7, 2023

True Anal

True Anal is a genre of porn when a man has anal sex with a woman and then puts his penis inside another woman’s mouth and repeat until climax

Man: Let’s have sex
Woman 1: Let’s do True Anal
Woman 2: It is great
Man: How does it work
Woman 1: Put your penis inside my poop hole
Woman 2: Then in my mouth
Man: Okay
Woman 1: OH YES! HARDER!
Woman 2: Finally, now let me suck your penis
Goes on a porn site

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

National anal day

National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.

Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.

by Kinking728 June 26, 2023

Ifly Anal Inflator

The ifly anal inflator is an innovative rectal pleasure maneuver that was first practiced by a man that goes by the name Parker T from Battleground Washington. To exercise the maneuver properly, the user must boost to the top of the indoor sky diving wind runner, drop their drawers, spread their cheeks, and inflate their rectal cavity through the high pressure airflow.

Instructor: “hey Parker, put you pants back on and get back down here. The ifly anal inflator is prohibited at this location.”

by Bobdooker June 26, 2023