The God Who Numbers Your Days 

The awareness that you need to treasure your time on this side of eternity until your last heartbeat, living a purposeful life, and not wasting your life away, complaining that life is not fair, or living dishonestly to acquiring material wealth.

If only more people were to count their blessings, be it beauty, brain, health, or wealth, there would be less comparing with, and complaining about, others—when they can tell friends and foes that “the God who numbers your days is also the One you’d remember in both good and difficult times.”

The God Who Numbers Your Days by MathPlus June 10, 2018

the girls 

a sexy group of women that don't fuck with bullshit and look good doing it.

Woah did u see the girls at the last rager on Saturday?

Yeah they are so fuxking dope!

the girls by ur stepmom October 3, 2016

the good thing 

The act of cunilingus. It just sounds better than saying "he ate me out", and you can talk about it at work with your close friends without any old people getting offended.

Oh, I SO got 'the good thing' last night!

the good thing by fsara April 9, 2004

the giblees 

A stylish type of comparison used by semi-stylish hombres. For example, if you just hurt your leg, you would say: 'Ow! It hurts like the giblees!'
If you pick up ome smelly food: 'Eh! It smells like the giblees!".

(Bobby trips over and fractures his nose)
"Ahhh! It hurts, like the giblees!"

the giblees by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

The Game 

A contest in which there are only three rules.

1) If you think of The Game, you lose.
2) If you lose, you have to tell everyone you lost, and explain how it workes to those who don't know. They are then "in on it".
3) Once The Game has been lost, 15 minutes must pass (as to allow The Game to be forgotten) before it starts up again. If someone thinks of it during this period, no one loses and the 15 minutes must restart anew.

"Guys, I lost the game"
"AHH!!"

The Game by NamuACizuru July 16, 2008

The gillespie

Having extremely greasy pubic hair while ploofing and doing the savoy.

Oh man, I just had tons of the gillespie when i had sex with my girl this morning.

The gillespie by Gillard March 9, 2007

The Govs 

Short for The Governors: mascot of Austin Peay State University in Clarksville, Tennessee.
Derived from Governor Austin Peay, for whom the college is named.

Random Person: How many times have The Govs gone to the NCAA basketball tournament?
Peay Student: Five or Six.
Random Person: What about the Lady Govs?
Peay Student: Also Five or Six.
Random Person: Why do you keep answering 'five or six' times?
Peay Student: It's five times - or six if you count this year.

The Govs by JKHero January 30, 2009