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bitterne park school

secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE

i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.

all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.

some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.

girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.

EARA days actually slap though!

the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.

real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i love bitterne park school.

the best subject at bitterne park school is chemistry(said no one ever)
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023
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Central Park troll

Surprisingly not a troll, instead it's a person with an extremely cutesy and sachrine personality with a big sense of hope and optimistic glee, often to the point of making either realists or pessimists avoid that person (named after the title troll, Stanley, from a troll in central park)
Old man: Oh god! That little whippersnapper's a central park troll!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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Hershey Park

a cute ass darkskin jawn named brook
“that’s my lil Hershey park
by Lildoeedoeeuu May 14, 2023
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Mark park

Some who looks like mark tuan(got7) and jay park.
by Lalisa (Lisa) July 9, 2018
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Tech Park

Place where you go to see regular ass traffic. Normally utilized daily between the hours of 6 am to 5:59 am.
Yo are you going to the Tech Park at 6 am on a Monday?
by Grippy Boi January 6, 2023
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Park

Retro slang meaning to have sex, particularly in a "parked" car. To park a car somewhere and have sex. Common in the 50's and 60's.
Yeah, she's a real Run Around Sue, she's parked with every guy in the class of 1962!
by Mr. Statewide February 16, 2020
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parking lot metal

A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.
Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.
by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017
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