Cock Meat Cough Drop

To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.

My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.

by Ballsagna April 1, 2015

canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

by Bob November 13, 2003

Seaman's Meat Cannon

5 men slowing inserting there penises into a female's mouth. Before they cum they each pull out and shoot there cum in the woman's mouth and yell "Fire in the hole", each shoot there load into the girls mouth.

Dude last night this girl was so fucked up these guys gave her the old fashion "Seaman's Meat Cannon". She later died that night of breathing problems because of all that cum stuck in her throat.

by SkullKand3y June 28, 2009

🅱️eat my meat

Nobody will find this because they’re all pussies who are too scared to look this shit up.

Man I really want to 🅱️EAT MY MEAT right now.
No man you can’t we’re at school.
I’m pregnant

by dudperfect November 16, 2018

San Francisco Meat Trolley

When two dudes touch their boners together at the tips creating one straight line super-boner, and another dude jerks both of them off at the same time, all the away across both dicks back and forth.

gay homo san francisco meat trolley

by CoonDogg January 23, 2012

poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

by Grande John July 21, 2006

Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

by ManMadeMeat May 2, 2018