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Man Smackery

A subset of spousal abuse, involving the wife smacking the crap out of her man, usually for saying something that she'd already warned him not to say or as an escalation of a hissy fit.
Woman1: "I haven't seen your friend around lately, WTF?"
Woman2: "She's serving 8 months for man smackery."
Woman1: "Her man said 'whatever' again, didn't he?"
Woman2: "Mmmm Hmmm"
by The Notorious CLG March 7, 2010
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man dot

the male version of menstruation but instead of bleeding out of one's vagina, it is emotional not physical.

an emotional overload in the male genome comprised of random bitch fits for the homosexual or douche bag syndrome with the heterosexual including excessive violence from both sides.
He is acting like a bitch, he must be on his man dot.
by deyomb567 January 19, 2010
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man twalk

a deep, no homo heart-to-heart conversation between two straight men discussing a specific honey, beezy, or tool lover.
ayy nigga, we need to have a man twalk.

hey bro, you have a minute? i think we need to have a man twalk
by the flyin hawaiian November 12, 2009
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bubblewrap man

A hero who no one has heard of, not even me

he travels the planet by flying on the packaging know as bubble wrap. He has foild many villains including the posh hammer.
He once joined forces with chuck norris but couldnt stand it because bubblewrap man can only travel at the speed of light, while chuck norris can travel at the speed of norris which is faster than light.
man1 'theres an awful lot of bubble wrap here'
girl1 ' o yeah there is must be bubblewrap man'
man1 'whose he'
girl1 'dunno'
by pablo jones jones December 1, 2009
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Cafeteria Man

An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.
"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"
by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009
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man pocketted

When a man puts something in his pocket for an extended period of time causing significant wear and tear to whatever it was.
Steve gave me his paycheck. The check had been man pocketted and I was ashamed to take the tattered thing to the bank.
by Liddy34 December 14, 2009
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man banjo

The act of male masterbation that involves playing with one's member somewhat like a banjo (or guitar).
Look mum! That old man's playing his man banjo!
by Wetpants January 13, 2011
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