Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.

That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.

by M3Me December 14, 2018

Man-in-law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Lacey sister but they don’t talk no more because Jess is grace man-in-law

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Law of Cade R.

A principle which states that when one is fallen ill with a mild cold, one must exit from all regular duties until full recovery.

‘Dude why haven’t I heard from you for 2 weeks, you must be following the Law of Cade R.’

by flexibleglass September 5, 2019

great-granduncle-in-law

1- Great-grandaunt's husband.
2- Spouse's great-granduncle.

My great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Share law

What you are allowed to have

We have to follow the share law

by 459395 March 10, 2022

Pink Law

Pink laws are paper laws or rules that aren't generally or sufficiently practiced or enforced but are used or can be used arbitrarily on people or to selectively target people by corrupt authorities or others.

Having to get a business license when you're starting out a business in this city is a pink law man, I'm telling you people run businesses here without licenses, it's normal over here. Sure some get caught but it's normal to run a small business here without a license.

by Mirs1799 October 9, 2025

I'm the law

It is a saying used for reverse language bible cultism through hyderoding like the stories you here about the left eye club, and swallowing the serpent,

Swallow vs law, book of the law life of the evil one

I'm the law they say means to swallow my precum, well if your dick touches your ass have your ass swallow it in stead if the answer no it can't reach then there's your answer.

by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025