A rule that states: "If any given online space is designed for children, it will inevitably attract tons of child predators."
This law is named after the platform Roblox, which is notorious for being full of child predators.
This law is named after the platform Roblox, which is notorious for being full of child predators.
1: Dude, this children's app got taken down cuz there was too many predators!
2: That's Roblox's law for ya.
2: That's Roblox's law for ya.
by Aloomanum2 July 8, 2025
Get the Roblox's lawmug. Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.
The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.
by Moseymose July 7, 2017
Get the Rabbanian's Law of Confusionmug. An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.
In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.
by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022
Get the Tower wizards lawmug. 
Get the grandfather-in-lawmug. by Aslan June 14, 2004
Get the finance lawmug. The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
Get the Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactionsmug. As Wilford Brimley continues to appear in a movie or tv show, the probability of a reference to"diabeetus" by an audience member will approach and surpass .5, greater than likely.
Brimley's Law was confirmed during a playing of The Natural on AMC when Wilford Brimley first appeared in the dugout scene. Anecdotal evidence supporting the development of Brimley's Law II was observed when a viewer mentioned how much younger Brimley is than all of his characters.
by Rashawn63 February 22, 2021
Get the Brimley's Lawmug.