Husband in law

Ex husband of your wife

My husband in law is a pain when I see him with my step kids

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.

In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.

by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022

Erection law

A law that is so stupid and profoundly inadequate but remains in existence because it gives lawmakers an erection when considering its monetary benefits. Erection law. Look for it in your textbooks.

Oh, you're a sociopath and want to act as your own defense in court? Sure! Erection Law!

Or basically all laws that involve a plea bargain that gives you an inadequate sentence to an intolerable offense. See: manslaughter.

by Raven kidder October 9, 2015

finance law

adding up department, place where addin masheens are used

That bloody Kes in finance has swiped me addin masheen again.

by Aslan June 14, 2004

warmongler law

The Warmongler Law mandates proportional consequences for warmongers bugs, like throwing individuals at walls. For each documented act of harm, a corresponding Reciprocal Bug is enforced, mirroring the original harm's nature and severity. The law prioritizes fairness, proportionality, and the principle of reciprocity in addressing warmonger-induced harm.

Warmonger threw me into a wall and I got stuck in his totem, but the next time he threw me I went through the wall and was saved. Thank goodness for warmongler law

by warmongler December 21, 2023

Fox's Law

As an online discussion between furries grows longer, the probability of someone asking about role-playing approaches 1.

There it is Fox's law in action, in under 10 minutes of encountering another furry they've asked about role-playing.

by another damn furry March 13, 2024

modusty laws

"Old school" dress-codes dat are so incredibly outdated dat da rule-books in which said long-obsolete directives are written have been merely sitting on a back shelf somewhere for decades.

I agree dat torso-and-legs-covering swimsuits are an example of modusty laws, but women's wearing just a skimpy "whale-tail" thong and two tiny triangles up top seems like going too far in da other direction.

by QuacksO November 11, 2024