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Benjamin Guy 

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy
Benjamin Guy by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
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Benjamin Guy 

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy
Benjamin Guy by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021

Vanoni guy 

he is like the boogie man but he is a Indian culture staple like the books "hes under the bed" taking place in india
Person 1: BRO I SWEAR I HEARD SOMETHING UNDER MY BED
Person 2: NO WAY IT MIGHT BE VANONI GUY
Vanoni guy by Yupio November 23, 2021

Family Guy 

Seth Macfarlane’s excuse for fart jokes. Problematic at times(which is an understatement), but funny as hell if you let bygones be bygones. Controversial to say the least
Guy1: Have you seen family guy?
Guy2: no, have you seen rick and morty?
Guy1: no
Guy1 &2: Damn(in unison)
Family Guy by Mannnych36 November 24, 2021

Black Guy 

Someone you can’t see in the dark
Harry Potter studio.

Black guy walks in
“Willy wigger kill that Nig
Black Guy by Madi Atkins December 12, 2021

Ebony Guy 

A virus, takes over everything she touches. Infects all ur devices by putting on shit music on Spotify. Also creates tornado's everywhere she goes destroying rooms with her touch.
"Yo hi my sister is taken over everything".
"Damn. You have an Ebony Guy."
Ebony Guy by My guy nat December 15, 2021

That Guy 

RA The Rugged Man.
RA The Rugged Man is That Guy.
That Guy by Righteousxd December 19, 2021