Bean

Cracked, insanely good at video games.

"Yoooooo, he's a straight bean"

by creatorofthebean November 3, 2020

wax beans

Wax beans is Something you say when your friend doesn't know what a word means.

Friend1:what does doy mean?
Friend2:wax beans bro.

by Apples to shaples June 6, 2017

Dry bean

A dry texter, someone who can’t hold a conversation, and usually reply’s with a one word answer.

I was talking to Nolan earlier the convo was such dry beans.

by Genevieve13 August 16, 2024

Bean

A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.

“HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”

by Kasem123 April 7, 2024

blubber bean

when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.

While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.

by johnny rutenmiezer February 24, 2011

Jeffrey Bean

Jeffrey Bean is a Youtuber known as Phasium HD and loves making videos for his fans! English Meaning: The name Jeffery is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Jeffery is: Derived from one of three Old German names, meaning: district, traveler, or peaceful pledge. Jeffrey is a funny, romantic, caring, helping, successful person in his life. He always wants to help his friends that are depressed, and doesn't like them feeling down.

Jeffrey Bean: hey bro are you ok?
Friend: no, life is so boring right now, like i literally have nothing do!
Jeffrey Bean: Lets hang out and play some games so we can chill!
Friend: YEAH, Lets go!

by Youtube Official November 6, 2018

Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022