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Rocket Farts

Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...

A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.
Man, those bong rips gave me killer rocket farts bro. My ass is on fire and I think I shit myself.
by white1widow March 1, 2020
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Sharp Fart

When you poop or fart which such force that the emissions feel as if they cut your butt hole
I was talking with Megan, Alyssa and Danah about farting when all of sudden I hear the sound of sharp fart coming from sweet little Megan.
by Sharpone March 31, 2019
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annisa farted

Annisa farted means a 11 year old girl had passed gas or used flatulence
by The girl that FARTED November 16, 2019
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Nostril Farts

When you have a blocked nose and you inhale or especially,exhale it sounds like you are farting from your nose! The process of which is called nostril farting.
Don't worry love it won't smell, it's just nostril farts. I can't breathe goddamnit!!
by Han the man November 23, 2009
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Shotgun fart

When you sit on your partners butt then fart into their butt so they in turn fart back making them the culprit.
"You farted on me". " No I shotgun farted, you farted you dirty whore".
by Farmer from February 23, 2019
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Stealth fart

Ripping off a loud or otherwise massive high quality fart in an adjacent room from people yet they notice it, sometimes leading to giggles. Much like a stealth plane the fart dropper is never seen, only heard.
John walked into the empty restroom and let off a voluminous fart assuming he was in the clear. Little did he know Jane was in the room across the hall and witnessed the explosion, letting out a little giggle. John heard this and was very proud of his sneaky stealth fart.
by Stealthfarter September 14, 2011
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Fart dove

When you fart into your hands and lovingly release it like a dove
"In response to your stupid argument, I offer you this fart dove..."
by Psychedelichousewife February 9, 2017
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