Douche

Brandon Zeidler. Lol. What a bot.

“Hey douche!”
*brandon turns head*
“What’s up?”

by OfficialDefinitionsCompany December 18, 2021

Douche

Greg Abbott

"Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"

by Fluthy March 18, 2022

Douche Duty

A poor person that drives a super duty and is concerned about gas mileage.

Ted posts everyday in the Ford forums about mpg,
He’s such a douche duty

by Paul Schmitz March 21, 2022

Douche bomb

Statements made by a douchey person that are absurd.

Douche bomb made by Lane: Rockabilly is the clans music of the red states.

Lane: I know suffering. I DJ’ed in Haiti.

by Ms. Dick Pickles January 24, 2022

Porsche douche

Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.

Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!

That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.

by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022

douche

a dickhead person...
can be used for man or woman, bur generally said about men...

that dude is the sound a bowling ball makes when it hits the pool...douche

by hollyRoxxx January 25, 2022

Pokey Douche

A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.

Wish I knew this pokey douche so I can tell them to fuck off!

by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022