Douche bag strap

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.

A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.

by EmuleehK July 28, 2011

douche sailboat

Exceeding the limits of being a douche canoe but not douche yacht level quite yet.

"You're a douche sailboat Chad"

by israinpee January 22, 2014

Douche Rag

The white version of the do-rag

See that white cracka trying to pull of dat "Douche Rag"??

by THE BOMB DIG March 01, 2012

douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.

you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*

by doucheguns August 12, 2014

douche bib

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.

" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'

by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010

Douche bag sleeve

The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.

Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche

by Baseball_17 January 28, 2015

Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.

This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.

by Mhester75 September 30, 2015