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Chris Brown

1. A popular R&B singer/dancer/songwriter born May 5, 1989 in Tappahannock, VA. Known for his chart topping hits Run It, Kiss Kiss, With You, Take You Down, Yo (Excuse Me Miss), Gimme That, Turntables by Ciara and Forever.

2. A talented singer/dancer who is currently being blasted and constantly hated on for alleged charges that have no standing ground because all evidence supposedly found has failed to be presented to the defense since said "evidence" came up, including a certain leaked photo. Not suspicious at all.
Girl: OMG I love that new song "Turntables"
with Chris Brown on Ciara's album!

Girl #2: I know! Even though it has a bit too much going on in the back.
by young_1 May 9, 2009
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chris brown

The sexiest man on the planet Earth!! has the best music and the dopest dancing skills he did make mistakes but all of his true fans still LOVE him and will forever<333333
Chris Brown Hater:but he beat RI-RI
Chris Brown Lover: Who the fuck cares we still love him and his music
by livy brown July 13, 2010
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Tim Brown

1. n. senseless quarterback for the Cleveland Cavaliers who couldn't throw a complete pass if his life depended on it

2. adj. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of an idiot quarterback executing an impossible pass which will result in either/or an interception, fumble, or strip in the case of a failed play action.

3. v. to execute an idiotic pass/handoff which leads to a fumble/interception/strip as a quarterback.

synonyms: slapdick, dumbass, idiot, shit for brains
1. Jesus, Tim Brown sucks donkey dick, there goes another 4th Quarter pass, so much for playoffs this year.

2. Man those Cleveland Cavaliers really turned around their Football program with new coaches and everything, too bad that quarterback is so...Tim Brown.

3. FUCK! DAMN YOU JAY CUTLER! HE JUST TIM BROWN'D THE BALL, HOW'D THE BALL SLIP OUT OF HIS HAND WHILE HE THREW AIR.

4. Tim Brown is so gay, always with those fourth quarter picks, when will we ever win a game...oh yeah next year when he graduates, thank god.
by Cleveland Cavaliers December 9, 2008
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Brown Scarf

Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.
Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.
by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020
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brown elvis

a name given to a brown guy with long sideburns who will say random lines like "i won't", downloads porn, and wheels around in his boxers
Q:what would u call a brown guy with long sideburn, dances to elvis and has nothing else better to do with his time then to download porn?
f: why brown elvis of course!
by freddie modin November 29, 2004
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tongue on brown

Anal Fellatio, as carried out by fudge-packers and overpaid top-heavy pornstars.
What do you want in yer sandwich today?
- Tongue on brown please!
by European Bob May 6, 2003
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James Brown

The action of taking a shit. Usually used where discretion is neccessary, such as public places. Sometimes shortened to "James" to increase discretion.
"She said she was going to go make a phone call, but I think James Brown is coming over." or "I need to get home, James is coming over!"
by SynMon September 15, 2008
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