I am the 1%

Are you rich? Are your mummy and daddy paying for your weird shenanigans? Well then, you are the 1% and probably are snorting coke of a strrippers ass.

My life us great. I have the wealth, the power and resoect. I am the 1%.

by HawksKender October 16, 2017

1 Finger up

You get next to no touches on the footy field, and got cut from level 2 academy

Isaac always has 1 finger up

by ytbhote April 26, 2022

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when your bored in school and literally type everything on the keyboard except capitals

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by jkhshfdcs February 7, 2024

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2 girls 1 cup

The most disgusting video to ever exist. Many people will let their friends, who do not know about it, watch the video and vomit. The video goes like so:

2 girls having lesbian sex
1 takes a shit into a glass cup
The other proceeds to eat the feces.
They then take turns vomiting the feces into each other's mouths.

I am glad that I have not actually watched the video myself, as I would not be able to look at chocolate milk the same.

Person 1: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
Person 2: No
Person 1: I want to film your reaction.
Person 2: Okaaay… It's not bad, is it?
Person 1: Totally not.
Person 2: You. Mother. Fucker.
Person 2: Vomits in person 1's face

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Crim-1-1

The nickname for the football team at Harvard University. The Crim which is short for the school's team name the Crimson, and 1-1 for the year that's coming up.

We're gonna kick Yale's ass this year in their own shit hole of New Haven. Crim-1-1, dial-it-up!

by Crim4life March 13, 2011

1%

That feeling when your device is at 1%.

(Mep): Ok I’ll check out the ga- CRAP MY PHONE IS AT 1%!
(Jus): U be deaaad

by Segwaypees May 27, 2020