Gorilla two step

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .

"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "

by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019

two dollaz

two crunk white female rappers. dj caskii & a.tayy. They had 4 unreleased mixtapes and they are working on their new album "fresh outa jail" EASTSIDE. get it crunk.

did i stutter?
yos be mad trippin.

two dollaz

by eastside: get it crunk May 4, 2009

Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.

My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.

by DSMarauder March 27, 2011

McPick Two

When a person has sex with 2 different people in the same day.

“Did you hear Johnny had a McPick Two last night? He fucked Ashley at the pregame and then fucked Alexis at the end of the night”
“That’s unreal dude”

by A-really_cool_adult December 27, 2018

two weeks in

a term used for fake scene kids, usually new scene kids, that no one in particular is acquainted with

his style is so gay dude, he's two weeks in

by jenessa sneva October 22, 2007

two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!

They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

Two-part invention

1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.

• “Bach wrote 15 famous two-part inventions.”
• “Sorry I’m late, I had to perform a two-part invention.”

by bentrd August 16, 2025