Bottle Fart

The unpleasant sputtering sounds created by a bottle that has nearly emptied its contents.

*bottle fart* "Are you kidding me?"

"What?"

"You just used up the last of my K-Y, motherf***er!"

by Austin H. June 17, 2008

Akaward Farts

The act of farting in a very small crouded room with lots of people which all have stopped talking and they all glare at you.

"Ewww! that guy just farted and everyone heard it, he is such a major dumbass".

Guy 2: maybe it was the running shits.

Guy 3: Naw it was just uncontrolled.

Guy: heh heh thats "Akaward farts" for ya ha ha.

by TactialFarts69 November 28, 2011

Blame Fart

(verb)

This is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so nobody suspects you.

Warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circumstances. The result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.

Jack: Ah, who ripped one?!

Jen: That is putrid!

Josh: *nervously* EWWW, Fido that is disgusting. Sorry guys, Fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.

Jack: I'll say, wow.

Jen: No way, Josh. That was a total blame fart. It was you. We all know Chao Mein does it to you.

Josh: *face reddens*

by pi@noguy December 8, 2010

Fart Salad

To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.

Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!

by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020

Dick Fart

Old English term for when gas erupts from a mans penis

John was so close to cumming that he had a dick fart

by Richard BUrnish January 7, 2017

Fart and Smile

Slang name for a grocery store chain and a fun thing to do.

I went to Fart and Smile and bought a hundred pounds of beans.

by lovetosurve October 9, 2019

Rocket Farts

Not to be confused with hot farts despite the same sensation of heat being present...

A "Rocket Fart" can only occur when there is sudden downward pressure exerted on the diaphragm, during an intense and often unexpected coughing fit. Each cough has the force to unleash a dormant fart, waiting in the rectum at very high velocity, with an afterburner effect causing intense rectal heat. Successive coughs will rapid fire rocket farts causing repeated afterburner scorching of the delicate rectal tissues in the anus. There is no known remedy for rocket farts at this time although researches are investigating ways to bleed off dormant farts in order prevent the accumulation of noxious, flammable gases.

Man, those bong rips gave me killer rocket farts bro. My ass is on fire and I think I shit myself.

by white1widow March 1, 2020