Alex

The hottest, kindest, and smartest person on earth. Not everyone knows alex, but those who do know them stand by this definition.

A: dude, you know alex?
B: no? whose that?
A: Someone really hot

by skull-choker December 10, 2022

Alex

A drink made of Passion Fruit yuzu and a slice of Pickel

Let me drink this Alex

by falc36 December 31, 2021

Alex

Insecure prick who picks on others for his own personal gain

Alex is mean

by Mooseknuckles12345 January 4, 2023

Alex Salmon

mishas cutie patootie
25% ranga

WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA

by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 7, 2022

Alex

A big black nigger/ gorrila who loves to suck the shit out of a cock or vape and also enjoys munching on multiple bananas at the same time

Alex is a dog

by patkaeater April 14, 2024

alex

a boy with a non-existent jawline who "attends" the gym.

alex hadn't enough stamina for the first half of the game.

by asdfsghfdjkjuytrd January 30, 2024

The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021