Terry Taco

When the person shoves fingers up your asshole but they have been into their own asshole first.

Usually the initiator already has poo fingers

I just got cat fished and they gave me a terry taco.

by dpm2 August 23, 2021

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Glossy taco

When a girls pussy is wet before fucking... or glossy taco meaning glossy topcoat as simply nailogical would say...not a hater...

Guy: so u wanna have sex
Girl: sure
Guy: *pulls off thong
Guy: what the fuck! a glossy taco
Guy: have u been jerking off at my boner?
Girl: what the hell is a glossy taco
Guy: when ur wet before we fuck
Girl: get out of my house!

by is ur muffin buttered? June 17, 2019

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glossy taco

the top coat for nail polish

what simplynailogical calls a top coat

a glossy coat

now we just apply the glossy taco

if you didn't want as much texture, add on a glossy taco

by yohyoh April 18, 2018

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Glossy Taco

A glossy top coat of nail polish

Now let's put on a glossy Taco

by tkdgrl2013 July 30, 2017

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Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.

No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021

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