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Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.
Bill: “ you’re so stupid
Susan: “suck an egg
by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021
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Sucks being right

Nope. Not really. And it's better than letting a guy who ran a rape farm dictate to me what I need to do to be happy. All I really need to be happy is to be credited and paid for creating that AI.
Hym "Happiness is not having to listen to a guy who ran a little girl rape farm. Remember how Dr. Phil did that? He would take little girls who wouldn't listen to their parents... Bring them to a farm to get them to change there behavior... And IN THAT FARM... They were raped repeatedly. It happened to Paris Hilton too. Not at the same farm but still."

A retard "Now YOU'RE trying to control MY behavior!"

Hym "You're a retard and that isn't what's happening here. DR. RAPE FARM! He had a rape farm and YOU ALL are not doing this to him! IS DR. PHIL ON THE EPSTEIN LIST!? HE'S basically ALSO Epstein!

A retard "Do I want to be right or do I want to have to do what Dr. Phil says regardless of whether or not he's right? It sucks being right!"

Hym "Nah. I like being right and I don't like getting locked in a rape farm... So... Probably right? I mean, me being right created AI so... Why would I not want to be that?"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
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I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
by ooop- October 15, 2022
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Suck and smoke

a dildo that has a built in weed holder so you can suck the dildo while smoking weed later
Hey did you buy the new suck and smoke
by stroke and smoke January 4, 2022
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suck your mum

by Anwardo April 13, 2022
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hudson the duster that sucks at everything

An almost always annoying person that is a try hard at everything. Everything he touches turns to dust. (He's a Duster).
Hudson the Duster that sucks at everything is a dusty bender
by Gem city July 9, 2017
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spiral suck

When a female is attached to the fan, upside down. Then turn the fan on. She will begin spinning while being upside down. This has been said to cause great pleasure for the man as she spins her mouth around his dick.
"yeah man she gave me the best spiral suck ever last night , she was just dangling over my dick like a spider!"
by sdcfvbghnjmnhbgfvdcdvfbgnhm November 15, 2016
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