Missouri meter stick

Shaun Gladney penis

Look at that Missouri meter stick

by Dookie Boy Deluxe May 11, 2023

slop stick

A mans cock after its been destroyed by that good throat

Damn ! She went straight exorcist on that dick

She fucked my head up , straight up slop sticked the fuck out of it, bitch got that fountain throat

Now it's my turn to see what that throat do

by Captain Save A Thot July 19, 2024

Twisty Sticks

Like the four leaf clover of bad luck, if you just so happen to stumble across a stick with a vine wrapped around its length, (either naturally or who would even do that on purpose???) you’re in for a twisted, sticky m’fn situation.

Jerry: “Somebody sabotaged my ride, next thing I know I’m hemmed up in the ditch, I couldn’t even get out I was STUCK!”

Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao

by xbicyclebitch June 2, 2021

Stick

When a guy says dick that is sooo huge it is as big as a stick.

Me 1: Woah he must have a stick
Person 2: Yeah his pants are so huge.

by hi it is me January 25, 2019

monster stick

This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.

Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.

by Wfchampa April 20, 2018

smotin'-stick

Bastardisation of "smitting stick", any long heavy wooden object used to handheld weapon usually smash to face of an enemy.

The traditional Irish game of hurling (similar to hockey) uses modified "smotin' sticks" to hit a small leather ball. The existance of this game indecates the popularity of "smotin' sticks" in gaelic Ireland.

by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

Meat stick

A meat stick is a stick of meat that one eats occasionally as a leisure snack or a workout snack.

Paige sat down at her lunch table and pulled out her meat stick, while the others watched in awe.

by Hot chato April 9, 2019