Get on your knees

When your wife/husband disobeys you and you need to deal with it so u tell him/her to get on their knees and u spank them and also make out with them and give them pleasure👈 well im not sure if this one actually happens. Listen guys and girls don't do this as abuse but rather do it as love enjoyment NOT ABUSE ENJOYMENT

Wife: You have been a really bad boy u always put the salt on the high shelf everyday when you are suppose to put it on the kitchen table like i ask that's it Get on your knees.

Husband: Im so sorry babe
Wife: Sorry won't fix it this time and address me as ma'am whenever i order you to get on your knees.
Husband: Apologies yes ma'am
Wife: good boy. Im gonna enjoy this 😏

Husband: why do u keep putting your shoes at the front of the door im always tripping on it. Well like you did to me last week im gonna have to do it to you Get on your knees.
Wife: yes babe i'll do it for you
Husband: ah i see you too have forgotten the rule. Call me SIR

Wife: oh i'm really really sorry sir am i gonna get extra more spanks than i did to you last week?
Husband: yep 😁😏

by Mike the quiet one November 25, 2021

get your friend

when you have a friend that is acting ridiculous in public, someone is likely to tell you to get your friend. or, if someone says something off the wall, you respond with 'get your friend.'

The karaoke guy came over to me and goes, 'get your friend,' she's out of control.

by Ashley C. January 5, 2006

get that outa here

you say this when someone does something stupid, it is a mix between a dab and a slap

*guy sees meme*
a black kid named tomy: hey i know i am blind but at least i am not black
guy: boi, "get that outa here"

by I need to get a life February 1, 2018

get some porridge

The act of hooking up with a chick and becoming intimate with her private lady parts. An obviously naughty reference to Goldilocks and the three bears where it was presumed that Papa Bear had the hottest bowl of porridge in the household. A calm, respectable reference to hooking up with a chick without saying any dirty words.

Steve: Wow! That chick in the blue is into you.
Chris: I know. She's buying some shots of Jagermeister. After that we're goanna go back to her place and I'm going to get some porridge.

by krackerjack53 March 6, 2010

get into my van

The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.

Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.

by ARockWithLegs December 19, 2019

get my axe

The words that Negan says to Rick when we all realize that's Rick is his BITCH

(Throws axe out of R.V) "Get my axe😡"

by Line Up April 27, 2017

Get Off The Beach

To take action. Rather than sitting around discussing things forever (where should we eat, who should we call, when should we go out, what method should we use, etc.) DO SOMETHING. Reference to WW II D-Day beach landings. See also: Establish A Beachhead.

Doug: Should we build this in a word doc or just go powerpoint?

Chris: Who cares, just make a decision and get off the beach.

by Dougie Doug July 15, 2010