Smoto-Fart

(noun) A particularly potent bodily emission, notable for its lingering quality and its ability to strike down the largest of vicious beasts.

Origin: A local New Zealand TV presenter Spoonerised 'Photo-Smart', live on the air. They got the giggles, and got me thinking...

St George The Flatulent's best weapon against the mighty dragon was his indescribably foul Smoto-Fart.

by kiwikeys August 18, 2010

fart freckle

A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.

Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.

by scrimmy bojj November 6, 2013

fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011

Fart nugget

A fart nugget is went someone decides to fart mostly fat people on someone’s head while eating chicken nuggets then a fat log of shit comes out onto their face and they eat it

Yo joe fart nugget me the other night

by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020

Fart Factories

Any brand, type, or flavor of frozen burrito, chimichanga, taquito, empanada, etc. that is so filled with unknown, gas-causing ingredients, you immediately know upon putting them in the oven that your night should be spent alone.

The wife's out of town - no dinner - guess I'll cook some fart factories .

by Catmomsheri November 14, 2017

Fart Salad

To make a fart salad first you make a salad, but then you push your but together so it fits perfectly in the salad bowl, then you release some methane into the bowl. Now this is the tricky part! You got to have some cellophane ready, because you gotta hop off that bowl, whip around, and rap it up real quick all before the flavour gets out. If you have a second pair of hands this part can be made much easier. Then you shave it up a bit and just serve it as is! Trust me when they rip off that cellophane, they'll be getting it fresh.

Sanji: I made a fart salad with my mum yesterday you want to try it.
Jackson: Oooo yea, your mum's fart salads are the best!

by Trillby Malone March 7, 2020

huge fart

A fart that's huge to the whole point where you can't hold it in.

person 1: UUUGH I NEED TO FART!!!!!
person 2: What is wrong with you?
person 1: I HAVE THIS HUGE FART INSIDE OF ME!!! HEEEEELP IT'S COMING OUT!!! (RIPS A HUGE FART)
person 2: Oh my fucking god!
person 3: what's going on?
person 2: HE JUST RIPPED A HUGE FART!
person 3: are you serious right now?

by ROBLOXNoob246 September 28, 2020