upside down chinatown

A sexual act originating from the Shang Dynasty in China. The upside down chinatown consists of an asian female filling her snatch with rice and soy sauce and laying backwards to her partner. Her partner then proceeds to eat out her filled vag. The act originally was intended to be performed between two asians but over time it has transcended into modern culture, including spinoffs like using chopsticks and incorporating other ingredients like sweet and sour pork.

Josh: Hey Zach how was your date with Pam last night?
Zach: Oh it was great. Did you know she's Korean?
Josh: No way did she tell you?
Zach: Well I pretty much figured it out when she gave me an upside down chinatown.
Josh: Haha score bro!

by $eabi$cuit August 25, 2010

Down To Not Text Back

A variation on "Down To Fuck," Down to Not Text Back implies a girl that will most definitely not return your digital advances. Usually, this situation can be transparent. However, the worst cases occur when you get totally played and blindsided by a girl who's seemingly really really really into you.

Absolutely not, she's definitely down to not text back.

by Bury Me A Lion August 6, 2011

Curl one down

Curl one down is when you go for a massive shit!!

oh mate i really need to go and curl one down!

by captian bend off September 16, 2009

Upside down Riverboat

This is a sexual act that is similar to the "69". The female participant is on top and holds her arms straight while servicing the gentlemen on the bottom. The male holds the females feet in his hands and rotates the ladies feet in a circular motion to resemble the propeller on 1850's riverboats.

David Wilcox's "Riverboat Fantasy" must be playing for the entire duration of the Upside down Riverboat.

This sexual position was inspired Cowboy's and Alien's which features an upside down riverboat.

So then we Upside down Riverboated all night.

by Colonel Shvatz November 9, 2011

Double Down Syndrome

The listless state of consciousness experienced after eating a KFC Double Down sandwich.

Brad: "Why does Ken look like he's about to collapse?"

Trevor: "Judging by the lunch we just ate, it is my determination that Ken is suffering from Double Down Syndrome."

by Lamb Lamb April 21, 2010

Shitty Shake Down

To Excrete Fescies During Sexual Intercourse While Your Partner Is Experiencing A Seizure.

John Arrived At His Girlfriends House with a strobe light and three bran muffins.Before the night was over he knew his girlfriend would be the proud recepient of a Shitty Shake Down.

by LE & SJ™ January 11, 2009

Pheonix Down Virginity

Pheonix Down is a potion used to revive a fallen player in the game Final Fantasy.

Your Pheonix Down Virginity is when you never used a pheonix down during the game.

Jack: "Oh no! I had to use my pheonix down for the very first time!"

Sean: "Oh dude, you just lost your Pheonix Down Virginity!"

by mackylacky March 28, 2010