douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017

douche coosh

The bitch chick who may or may not be attractive but fucks like a goddess without limits.... and loves cutting peoples egos down... cause she don't give a fuck (Unless you ask)

That douche coosh broad totally made my brother cry last night... and stole his cash

by SubluxateLexiconsForVexation December 18, 2015

douche flute

a item used for vaping

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"

by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019

Amuse Douche

The guy you’re just messing around with while waiting for the main course dude that rocks your world

I was bored and he was around, so used him as an Amuse Douche to keep myself occupied

by SirJohnsubVi April 18, 2025

douche nozzle

A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.

Look at the douche nozzle taking that old lady's parking spot, what an asshole.

by larryu July 19, 2016

Douche

Someone who farts in another's face.

"Bob is a stupid douche because he farted in my face, can you believe that, Shirley!?"

by Ploopyschmoopy October 2, 2025

Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.

Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"

by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016