champion cunt

a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting

Holy shit, Abdullah from TheGlucoseNetwork is a fucking champion cunt!

by arrgitsasnake March 12, 2016

Mentally Cunted

When someone is incredibly dumb and talks or walks like they are on drugs/mentally retarded. hence mentally cunted.

Mate what are you doing, you're mentally cunted right now, go home!

by Nakutya March 21, 2016

Viper Cunt

An aggressive and seemingly vindictive bitch who delights in ruining lives for those around her for no reason.

"Belinda is being a total viper cunt to her sister."

"Someone is viper cunting all over this party, and we all know who."

by Schmucksy March 28, 2016

Cactus cunt

The cactus cunt is the third stage in the growth of female pubic hair. The first stage is a fuzzy peach that quickly evolves into a prickly pear. The third stage takes time, but when in full effect it can greatly hinder sexual performance.

Dave: so how was your date last night? Did you make it to third base?

Adam: I got a home run man, but my lower abs got chaffed to shit by her cactus cunt.

Dave: that's rough bro.

by Plebeian July 8, 2017

Fat cunt

A Fat Cunt is a human that is a cunt and is fat.

"listen up here you fat cunt"

by 7H30NE July 14, 2017

Blouse cunting

Verb - to wear nothing under your blouse

I had a clear view of her round buttocks peeking out from the edge of her shirt; she must have been blouse cunting!

by The Real Government July 17, 2017

cunt noun

A very unpleasant or stupid person. In case you are not yet convinced that someone is a cunt noun, the related adjective, "cuntable", can be applied.

"He has been a very successful businessman as a former hedge fund manager and a CEO at many other companies, yes, but ,if you get closer to him, then you can see he's such a heartless and merciess idiot. In other words, he's a cunt noun."

by Hiroicci August 21, 2017