let me spin

You say this when you really want to particpate in an activity but you are not getting the opportunity

C.J. wasnt playing so he said to the coach, "let me spin coach"

by false one December 20, 2008

Fuck me dingo

To fuck ones dingo, also meaning "well, fuck me"

person 1: omg, look at that hot chick
person 2: fuck me dingo
person 1: I know right!

by jayyeah977 August 23, 2014

Call me Shakespeare

A phrase that is said after having executed a play to gain an advantage over your opponent.

Call me Shakespeare cos I make da playz.

by rolique November 19, 2014

deflate me daddy

Sitting on someone until they are completely flat and therefore deflated

Him: what do you want me to do?
Her: deflate me daddy

by justmandyisfine October 2, 2015

Shoot me in the face

When someone is doing/saying something that is killing you and you want to get it over with you could use the term ‘shoot me in the face’. This is because when one is shot in the face they don’t feel any pain they simply die :(

You: *Cleans room*
Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock*
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.

by Bobthemotherfuckinbuilder July 19, 2018

Make Me Squirt

Used in conjunction with the release of fluids from the body. May be sexual or non sexual in connotation.

Oh yea daddy that’s it. You are hittin my spot. You are gonna make me squirt (eyes roll back into head as the pounding continues).

Let’s grab some Taco Bell on the way home from the bar. No I can’t braaaahhh. That shits gonna make me squirt with all this booze in me.

Pull over at that gas station. All this coffee about to make me squirt.

by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020

Left me on blue

When you are an iPhone user and you text someone and they never texted back

Damn, I was wanting to hang out but dude left me on blue

by Shapeshifter/guardians 1111 April 29, 2020