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the number 3

by antonsv December 19, 2017
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TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?
by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020
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Andrew <3

by iberis October 29, 2020
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3 Under 3

When a couple/family rushes to have 3 kids as soon as possible and has 3 of them under 3 at any given time. Very common in modern society by people who just want kids and don't care if they grow up with individuality. Only one of three will grow up normal with the others being jilted. It is commonplace in European nationalities.
Bebe: Daaaaayyum. She got 3 under 3 and now she's heading to the courts to get a divorce. I'm surprised they lasted this long.

Johnny: I think she did it intentionally. They were always struggling, she probably just wanted something to do..
by Martini Drysdale December 14, 2021
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3 doigts vers le haut

Femme fidèle a un seul homme
3 doigts vers le haut Femme fidele
by Kinoooo September 15, 2022
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There's 3 of us

Thers 3 of us thers him and you and her and me and them and it
there's 3 of us here

And everyday-
by so then I said January 16, 2023
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Number 3

n. (NUM-burr THR-ee) A condition characterized by the sudden onset of an acute and intense inchy sensation, centered on an individual's anal sphincter, and which demands the immediate attention of those afflicted. The condition is caused by two distinct factors: 1. Improper/ ineffective post-bowel movement wiping techniques, generally associated with laziness or other hurried factors, and 2. Physical activity necessitating the use of an individual's legs and buttocks, such as walking. There are multiple theories which attempt to explain the mechanics which lead to the condition, most studies point to the combination of drying feces and taint sweat to explain the end result of the condition.

v. The act of ass wiping, generally in the standing position, for the purposes of removing the poo/sweat slurry from an individual's stink-star, as well as the only known method of relieving the intense itching sensation associated with the condition.
Stanley: Man, this hike has really been swell, don't you think Dre?

Dre: Yeah, I guess, but you rushed me back at the house when I was going Number 2. And now, I got a serious case of Number 3!

Boomquisha: You two are nasty, I don't even know why I'm here...

Stanley: Don't worry Dre, if you can't make it back, I'll give you my shirt to use to go Number 3 find that tree.

Dre: Bet
by BigNutzCracker July 6, 2019
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