Fresh Trim Rule

If you get a fresh trim, your friends are allowed to slap you on the back of the head two times each.

An example of the Fresh Trim Rule:
Ay mandem, Michael got a fresh trim.

(Michael gets slapped on the back of the head)

by Keiron is a nonce May 23, 2021

thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.

Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.

by thym4pizza June 6, 2017

50 Percent Rule

When you’re high on weed and hit the vape and your high goes down 50%

Person 1: “Aw man I hit this fucking geek bar and I’m not even high anymore”

Person 2: “That’s the 50 percent rule”

by BirdyFly66 May 24, 2024

Ten Second Rule

A rule often employed for those who seem to be over-exuberant or too comfortable in their surroundings. 10 seconds before you start speaking, stop.

Shut up or I'll be forced to implement the ten second rule!

by old gregg 1 January 23, 2011

The Rule of Ly

The rule implemented to consolidate superfluous questions by wait for at least three queries.

Sir, you’ve gotta stop with all the questions. Remember the rule of Ly.

by Chow mein 6 June 10, 2024

Rule 5314

If you are arguing and misunderstand something you are instantly a moron and a gay bitch

person 1: Oh fuck I misunderstood something
person 2: Rule 5314 moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020

road rules

Rules on the road that are made 2 be broken

No more road rules!!!!

by Anonymous July 26, 2003