Hipster Pissed

When you discover something new, usually a song or band, then all of a sudden the whole world knows about it and you get upset because it was your original find.

You find a song on YouTube, for example "I Love It" by Icona Pop, then you tell your friend to look it up because it's fucking awesome. A week later this song that you're proud of finding and you think no one else knows about is one the radio and everyone is singing it. You are now hipster pissed!

by Roxanne Roth Walker August 26, 2013

Piss-fucker

A person who has sexual intercourse with urine.

Yeah. I bet you love dipping your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker!

by Rizzo-Jizzo November 8, 2021

Piss punk

Piss punk - Same as a regular punk, but with piss at the beginning for added insult

Br***: "Hey whats up you Piss punk"
Je****: "Wowww"
Br***: "how you doin"
Je****: "Was good till I found out im a Piss punk"
Dea*: "Sheeeeesh"

by Pisspunkwpg March 6, 2024

professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.

Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.

by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017

slab of piss

Partaking in a glass of alcohol

Ayo buddy wanna grab a slab of piss before work?

by LilScooter March 1, 2024

alien piss

NOS the energy drink, the original only because of coloration

Let's go get cracked on some alien piss

by Rubeshell97 October 31, 2021

Alabama Piss Tour

When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.

Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!

by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025