piss dynamics

A phrase used to describe the nuances of male urination. This includes complications such as the stream going 45⁰ away from the main trajectory as well as choosing the right urinal etc.

The most difficult thing about being a dude is probably the piss dynamics

by August 12, 2024

piss jacket

it’s another word for a yellow jacket

God, these darn piss jackets!

by Obama Bin Laden June 11, 2023

turbo piss

When you push the piss out extra hard when pissing.

John: “Woah dude, how did you finish pissing so fast?”

Juandale: “I turbo pissed.”

John: “Nice.”

Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”

by noahknigga February 08, 2025

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

piss on a brick

When you're so angry at bricks that you piss on them. It can also be when you just really gotta pee

I'm so mad I'm gonna piss on a brick

by Lolo581 November 27, 2017

Ubber Pissed

the feeling a mom gets which is so utterly indescribable that the only word that sums up how incredibly ticked she is at her children is summed up by...ubber pissed!!!!!!

Josh: Hey Jason, what's wrong with mom?
Jason: I don't know man - must be she is ubber pissed at something we didn't tell her again!

by momofthreeboys February 16, 2011

Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have

Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

by MPPA June 15, 2024