National finger a nerd day

June 25 is celebrated as National finger a nerd day , one this day nerds are to be fingered deep up their prostate and made to get orgasm

A: Hey fatty .... Tonight we three are gonna have a nightout . Wanna join ?
B: surely , how can I refuse an orgasm ... I know what you're gonna do with my prostate after all it's national finger a nerd day .

by Texas68 June 25, 2020

National Bully Trent Day

October 30th, a national holiday where everyone gets together to bully trent because he’s trent

-“did you hear it’s national bully trent day?”

-“yeah man, fuck that guy”

by nbd7474 October 29, 2021

National Theatre Potato Day

National Theatre Potato Day is celebrated October 27th of every year. If you are a theatre kid you must eat some kind of potato variant on this day.

Omg it’s National Theatre Potato Day and I’m a theatre kid so I’m going to eat a baked potato!

by potato.lover.69 November 6, 2022

National Gramse-Patter-Dag

8. oktober.
En dag om året, hvor man har tilladelse og næsten er forpligtet til at gramse på bryster uden samtykke.

-Tog du lige på mine bryster!?
-Ja, det er national Gramse-Patter-Dag.
-Undskyld, bare fortsæt.

by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020

national ibrahim appreciation day

a day where all ibrahim’s get appreciated

John :“aye bro you celebrating national ibrahim appreciation day?”
Clark: “yeah of course bro”

by starryyii August 28, 2022

national step cousin day

you give your step cousin $10 on this day.

omg it’s national step cousin day. my step cousin better give me $10 since she loves me so much. hint hint lexi.

by lani knows best May 31, 2022

National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.

Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019