Heather (John's Sister😈)

super hot sister (John's) who wants to get fucked by all her brother's friends (nate mainly) and wants lots of cum.

Person A: "Yo, did you know John has a super hot sister named Heather (John's Sister😈)?"
Person B: "Ya I think Nate fucked her hard yesterday and I heard she wants lots of cum"

by KillYourselfEvan August 26, 2022

Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle

"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."

by GUSFR1NG September 16, 2022

that thang that killed john wayne

Hella fire marijuana. Frequently used by the one and only Snopp Dogg aka Your Host wit The Most aka Finding Nemo aka Nemo Hoes.

*hits blunt* mmm, mmm. It's that thang that killed John Wayne

by giulianul April 10, 2022

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Your name, my name, your family's name, everyone's name.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, His name is my name too!!!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005

John Dillenger

A funny first and last name (not a real person) refering to the male genitalia. See Dick

Do you want to see my John Dillenger? Put your John Dillenger inside me. I have a large John Dillenger.

by Hikuru February 10, 2010

The John Wick Double Tap

Shooting your enemy once in the torso followed by a quick, accurate, second shot to their head. As seen, many many times, in the John Wick movies.

My boss is really on me this morning about some paperwork and he’s about to get The John Wick Double Tap.

by Frvnk Jveger May 16, 2019